Yes, and pigs can fly.

Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:
that's not fair
Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.

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cloesy:

aaaaaaaaa

its like a sad snail lovestory

Dude, no. That is a prelude to porn.

“Courtship starts when the tentacles of two snails touch. The initiator snail, with its phallus extruded, mounts the shell of the acceptor snail from behind. If the acceptor snail wants to be courted, it bends its head backward, extruds the phallus and rocks its whole body against the initiator snail, who responds by biting the acceptor snail in the neck. The extruded phalli rub agains each other. Reciprocal intromission (penile penetration on the vaginas of each parter) then occur. And then they fall to ground, conjoined.”

That is a legit summarized excerpt from a journal.

(via sn0wy-trickster)

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thelilnan:

Oh my God, Tony

(via hope-hazard)

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03 / 06

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// Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head//

ihniandern:

kamero-gomez:

deathfeathers:

hundred and hundreds of AUs

Yeah, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve saved the world. Or destroyed it.

(Source: 7bottles, via hope-hazard)

03 / 06

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callmecap

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

128825 Plays

03 / 06

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I watched the Reichenbach Fall a few days beforehand … And we all just thought ‘The last twenty minutes of this is gonna physically kill people, it’s harmful television.’

Steven Moffat (x)

(Source: piratewombat, via sn0wy-trickster)

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gabrielscandybar:

#it’s like he’s on a skateboard #and sam has nudged the skateboard with his toe towards dean #and i can just imagine it rolling agonisingly slowly to a stop #and then there being a moment of silence before cas says #with a totally serious look #hello dean. #and then sam cracks up

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onac911:

dainochild:

Why had I never seen this before?!

Agent coulson needs a movie

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